you know what pisses me off? Dumbass pet owners. especially ones that own pets and feel the need to dictate their lives to them like the animal really gives a shit or is going to respond. example:

stupid pet owner: puppy I’m gonna go to the store today you be good okay! I’m gonna leave you here with daddy. I'll be back in a bit, and I’ll bring you back some doggy treats, would you like that?

dog:

stupid pet owner: thats a good boy! you're such a good boy!

dog:

stupid pet owner: *insert more blabbing the dog cant respond to*


seriously, why do these dumbasses bother to talk at all? a dog is not going to give a shit about your "to do list". they aren't going to fucking respond either. people like this are just talking to hear themselves talk, which is fucking annoying. its mind numbing to anyone in the vicinity who has any common sense.then there are the cases of the dipshits who try to get a dog to do something by screeching the same thing over and over-heres a tip: you need to be smarter than your dog in order to train it, assclown.


stupid pet owner: dog, come here

dog:

stupid pet owner: dog, come here

dog:

stupid pet owner: dog, come here

dog:

stupid pet owner: come here, dog

dog:

stupid pet owner: dog, come here


Really, if it didn’t work the first 50 times it’s not going to work now. Usually people who do this are just fucking lazy-I'm sure it takes more effort to, what a concept, go get your dog rather than relentlessly bitch at it to come to you. Seriously, why do these dipshits get pets if they are too stupid or lazy to own one?

Then there’s the idiots who claim, "My dog is boundary trained!" while their dog runs wild through neighbors yards. If your boundaries are the great lakes, then good for you, you sure trained your dog well. Michigan is filled with every kind of sad ass hick you can imagine who are hell bent on letting their dogs run wild like "nature intended" despite the fact that they own a fucking golden retriever.

And of course there’s the shitsticks who buy a dog like a lab or something expecting it to be an "attack dog". that’s quite possibly the most idiotic reason for getting a dog. You think a dog is going to fight off burglars and shit for you? Fuck no, anyone smart enough to rob someone as stupid as you would probably just shoot the damn thing. Then these idiots bitch about how the breed of dog they have has a bad rep for being "vicious". Well gee asshole, don’t teach it to be vicious then and it wont be, problem solved. Its not fucking rocket science.

some people are just so stupid it amazes me